Musings of the Chronologically Challenged™ Fourth Generation
Saturday, May 14, 2005
>^..^< Chuck says 103 days and still no Form SF180. I didn't check the calendar.
>^..^< Good news from the Sailor on 2nd Lt.Ilario Pantano's case.
>^..^< Interesting facts on Congressional junkets over at Wizbang
>^..^< Savannah Sam is gaining in the contest. Go give her a vote and help her win the prize money because she needs to take her dog to the vet but she's broke! A link on your blog couldn't hurt either. Do it for the puppies.
The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces, and laid it upon the altar. And then, Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water and pour it over the altar. Hehad them do this four times."Now," said the teacher, "can anyone in the class tell me why the Lord would have Elijah pour water over the steer on the altar?" A little girl in the back of the room started waving her hand, "I know!!!!! I know!" she said, "To make the gravy!"
from Christina, Swansboro, NC
If you receive an email with the subject "Bedtimes", DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY......Do not open it! Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will cause your toilet to flush while you are showering. It will drink ALL your beer.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opens in a Windows XP environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.