Musings of the Chronologically Challenged™ Fourth Generation

 

MORE REVISIONIST HISTORY

What possible difference could it make to anyone that the Civil War general Sen. Robert Byrd portrays in the Ted Turner upcoming television show was a very young man - when as we know, Sen. Byrd came from a dinasaur egg found in a West Virginia coal mine? How about HISTORICAL ACCURACY!!!

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QUOTABLES

++ Well, folks, it's started – the presidential race. Democratic Senator John Edwards of North Carolina, who is also a personal injury attorney, has announced he's running for president in 2004. Good slogan, too: "Elect me and there will be one less lawyer." -- Jay Leno
++ For a limited time, Burger King announced today, they're selling their Whopper for 99 cents. Here's the amazing part – the kid working the register is still giving back the wrong change. "You gave me a dollar, right?" -- Jay Leno
++ Jail is a real tough place. They only get basic cable and the pool heater doesn't always work. -- David Letterman
++ Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. -- Will Rogers
++ I don't have hobbies. I have interests. Hobbies cost money. Interests are free. -- George Carlin
++ If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. -- Winston Churchill


>^..^< PUSSYFOOTIN'

>^..^< An exasperated caller to Dell Tech Support couldn't get her new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the computer's mouse. (Indigo note: I swear this was not I.)

>^..^< Q: Do you know why New Yorkers are so depressed? A: Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.










posted by HCL at 4:06 PM