Musings of the Chronologically Challenged™ Fourth Generation
Tuesday, January 07, 2003
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From MRC Cyber Alert: 5) Update: The author on whose book CBS based its movie about Enron revealed that the movie's producers removed references to the Clinton administration. Brian Cruver told the Houston Chronicle: "In the book, as far as connections to the Bush administration, to me it was a bipartisan corruption, and I have as much information in the book about connections to (Bill) Clinton as (George W.) Bush. But the movie has taken a more one-sided view of that." Indeed it did.
IN-BOX - Susan of Arkansas
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and got out twenty dollars. He kept 15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person five.
Now you understand the difference between Republicans and Democrats.
>^..^< A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy,"Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
>^..^< If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. - Anon
>^..^< A man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" asked the officer. "I'm going to a lecture." The man said. "And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked. "My wife," said the man.
++ There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman... neither works. -- Will Rogers
++ No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. -- Dave Barry
++ What's all the fuss about same-sex marriages? I've been the same sex all my life, and I was married for years. No problem. What's the big deal? -- George Carlin
As I type, there is an iron in the fire that will hopefully get Indigo Insights in more presentable order. Meanwhile, thanks to all for your patience. It's a jungle out here!!!