Musings of the Chronologically Challenged™ Fourth Generation

 
What's Not To Like?
Checked here lately? Remember folks, this is the World Wide Web! Anyone, anywhere may read what Americans have to say about their United States. The site is still being updated and maintained. Go read what others have posted, and post something of your own about how you feel about YOUR state. There's still room for more comments and I haven't heard anything about a time limit. If this is your first visit, take time to read the Introduction too for background history about What's Not To Like? This will tell you what is planned for these comments and it will make you want to have your say!

Zanderisms
~Z~ Half the people you know are below average.
~Z~ 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
~Z~ A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
~Z~ The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. (This one is DEFINITELY true!)

Newspapers
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crosswords.
4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand the Washington Post. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could spare the time, and if they didn't have to leave LA to do it.
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and they did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a country or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions, if the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs, who also happen to be illegal aliens from ANY country or galaxy as long as they are Democrats.
10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores.
11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.











posted by HCL at 2:53 PM