Indigo Insights

Wednesday, May 21, 2003
Letterman's Top Ten Signs Ari Fleischer Doesn't Care Anymore

10. Will only take questions from "Kung Fu" magazine

9. Qualifies each statement with, "...but that might be the gin talking"

8. Gives monosyllabic answers to press questions, then goes back to his Gameboy

7. Doesn't try to hide the fact that he's accepted a position with Al-Qaeda

6. Last few briefings have been from the V.I.P. room of D.C. area gentlemen's club

5. Spends entire press conference arguing why "Ruben should beat Clay"

4. Discloses Cheney's location -- a K.F.C. in Baltimore

3. Challenges Rumsfeld to a Texas steel cage rasslin' match

2. Keeps hitting on Helen Thomas

1. Refers to Bush as "President Bonehead"