Musings of the Chronologically Challenged™ Fourth Generation

 
Rogue Thursday
No time again today for much of a blog. Some of you may be happy to learn that I am in the midst of a "correspondence course" which teaches how to handle a blog! I know. Way past due. Now, if I can only get through Chapter One - - - - (I'm not kidding here!)

Here's some "food" for thought and then, back to school.

For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting Medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

posted by HCL at 3:58 PM