Musings of the Chronologically Challenged™ Fourth Generation

 
Imitation = Flattery
Grouchy Old Cripple has inspired me to start a series for Indigo. I don't know how old one must be to find these funny, but to me they are hilarious!!! Here's the first installment. Trust me, you couldn't take them all at once! heh

Things You Would Never Have Known Without the Movies

++ During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
++ When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
++ If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of year.
++ All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to the waist level on the man lying beside her.
++ The Chief of Police will almost always suspend his star detective or give him 48 hours to finish the job.
++ All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.
++ It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone to talk you down.
++ The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place; no one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected.
++ Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned to a partner who is their polar opposite.


posted by HCL at 1:54 PM