Musings of the Chronologically Challenged™ Fourth Generation
Tuesday, July 08, 2003
Is There a Doctor in the House?
Janis over at Gone South gave this link to Medipundit, a new site to me. Browsing around, I found a jewel called "Kill As Few Patients As Possible - thoughts from one family doctor". For medical info, plus wit, I highly recommend Dr. Bradley's blog. Don't miss this one.
From Opinion Journal
Hillary Clinton's Senate Web page features a photo (scroll down to the second pic under "Senator Clinton's Latest Events") captioned: "Senator Clinton speaks at a press conference calling on the Senate to pass Hate Crimes legislation." In the background members of the crowd hold signs reading STOP HATE CRIMES and others with a giant equal sign. But look at the green sign at about 11 o'clock; it appears to read RELIGION IS IMMORAL. In case Clinton's office takes the photo down, we've put a copy here.
Quotes from Nealz Nuze
"The college idealists who fill the ranks of the environmental movement seem willing to do absolutely anything to save the biosphere, except take science courses and learn something about it." -- P.J. O'Rourke
"Democracy is a form of religion. It is the worship of jackals by jackasses." -- H.L. Mencken
"Politicians are on a role and they see their goal of government (socialized) health care becoming a reality." -- Neal Boortz
Et tu, Neal? "on a ROLE"? [role also rôle n. 1. A character or part played by a performer.]
Things You Would Have Never Known Without the Movies - Final Installment (sigh)
++ Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
++ It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
++ A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
++ It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will patiently attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
++ When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
++ No-one ever involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
++ Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.
++ You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
++ Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
++ Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment that it is aired.