Musings of the Chronologically Challenged™ Fourth Generation

 
Hello, Ping Fairy
You didn't like the post of 11:12 AM, nor the one at 12:36 PM. What about this one?

Pet Shop Story

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy wack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"

She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my python weally gives a thit!"






posted by HCL at 9:17 PM