Indigo Insights

Wednesday, September 10, 2003
Posted by Emperor Misha I - Sept. 9

As you all know, the Paleswinian Pig Brigades were on a murderous rampage yesterday, followed, as always, by the slobbering simians dancing in the streets and handing out candy to celebrate the murderers.

Well, today the IAF arrived with the bill for yesterday's "festivities" and it gave the kaffiyeh'ed monsters quite a hangover, it would seem.

IAF planes today bombed the home of senior Hamas leader Mahmoud Zahar, wounding him and killing his son, another family member and a bodyguard, in apparent retaliation for Tuesday's suicide bombings that killed 15.
Nice one, IAF. Next time, try hitting one of those wonderfully ethnic street performances of theirs... With napalm.

[Word to the Wise: In addition to Superman's cape, the Lone Ranger, and Chuck's Cup, you don't mess around with Misha either!]


Thanks to Kevin McGehee for pointing me over to Peace and Justice My Eye at The Ville. That was a great rant. And the The Poor Schmuck was a good place to visit too. I linked over to PS with visions of perhaps Jackie Gleason as The Poor Soul. Surprise, Surprise! But then, blogoSFERICS usually has those! (Surprises, not Poor Souls)

Subject: School Answering Machine

Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all options before making a selection:

>To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
>To make excuses for why your child did not do his work - Press 2
>To complain about what we do - Press 3
>To cuss out staff members - Press 4
>To ask why you didn't get needed information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several bulletins mailed to you - Press 5
>If you want us to raise your child - Press 6
>If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7
>To request another teacher for the third time this year - Press 8
>To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
>To complain about school lunches - Press 0

If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable/responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework, and that it's NOT the teacher's fault for your child(ren)'s lack of effort - HANG UP and HAVE A NICE DAY!!!