Musings of the Chronologically Challenged™ Fourth Generation
Wednesday, September 03, 2003
Torpid Tuesday and Worrisome Wednesday
Been waiting for inspiration for two days. Nada. On the premise that C&P may be better than Nada, here's a dose:
But First - - -
Acidman does it again! Another great find. See Baldilocks for a good sense blog - plus a cutie in black and white.
*Don't name a pig you plan to eat.
*Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong.
*Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
*Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
*A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.
YOU MIGHT BE A YANKEE IF - - -
~~ you've never, ever, eaten Okra.
~~ you eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
~~ you've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips.
~~ you have no idea what a polecat is.
~~ whenever someone tells an off-color joke about farm animals, it goes over your head.