Musings of the Chronologically Challenged™ Fourth Generation

 
BEST TRIBUTE TO THE CORPS I'VE EVER READ

Mike the Marine said "What's so special about the Marines? A commenter by the handle of Yellowlegs told Doc Russia the answer, and it's posted at Bloodletting. THIS IS A MUST READ.

Mike's right. THIS IS A MUST READ. Get over there, Indigo People™!

"The Marine Corps is the only branch of the U.S. Armed Forces that recruits people specifically to Fight."


PERHAPS IT IS TIME TO LEAVE

Why Are We Still There??

The land is too large to secure all of it. The bad people causing this damage can roam anywhere, and we can't possibly police the whole place.
Why are we still there?

We occupied this land, which we had to take by force, but it causes us nothing but trouble.
Why are we still there?

Their government is unstable, and in the process of hanging.
Why are we still there?

Refugees are fleeing by the thousands, driven from their homes.
Why are we still there?

It will cost billions to rebuild, which we can't afford.
Why are we still there?

There are more than 1000 religious sects. We can't even secure the borders.
Why are we still there?

And to repeat: Every day we hear of more Americans killed in this dangerous land.

It is clear.

We must abandon California.

Well, I'm willing to give Ah-nuld a chance for a while longer.
Posted by John


BABY BATHING

Been meaning to get this up for Say Uncle and other new parents. Finally remembered today. Enjoy!


MAKES ME SAY Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

A car company can move its factories to Mexico and claim it's a free market.
A toy company can outsource to a Chinese subcontractor and claim it's a free market.
A major bank can incorporate in Bermuda to avoid taxes and claim it's a free market.
We can buy HP Printers made in Mexico.
We can buy shirts made in Bangladesh.
We can purchase almost anything we want from many different countries BUT, heaven help the elderly who dare to buy their prescription drugs from a Canadian (Or Mexico) pharmacy. That's called un-American!

[From Greg, Ayden, NC]


MORE SIGNS
From Christina, Swansboro, NC

At a Towing Company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an Electrician's Truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you ! are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room Door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's Window:
"We really know our stuff."

In a Podiatrist's Office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."


OUTSTANDING QUOTES

I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall."
~Eleanor Roosevelt

Last week I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister ... and now wish to withdraw that statement.
~Mark Twain

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and have the two as close together as possible.
~George Burns


>^..^< PUSSYFOOTIN'™

>^..^< What Time Is It?
>^..^< Skeleton Closet
>^..^< A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please...and one for the road."
>^..^< A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
>^..^< A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
>^..^< The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good ... spit it out.















posted by HCL at 11:11 AM