Musings of the Chronologically Challenged™ Fourth Generation

 
Some of these remind me of certain bloggers and friends. Don't ask me why - it's just how this old twisted mind works!


PONDERABLES


Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. [Sweetthing to Charming Guy]

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. [Straight White Guy]

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. [Miss Edna]

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. [Indigo]

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. [Livey]

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? [Chuck Myguts]

In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. [ObDrop GOC]

Life is sexually transmitted. [Catfish]

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. [Conservative Insurgent]

Protons have mass??? I didn't even know they were Catholic. [Denise]

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. [Betty Jo]

What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free? [La Shawn]

They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them. [Moon Maiden]

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway. [YIPPEE-KI-YAY!]

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long. [Livey and Joe]

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. [Juicy Juice]

What if there were no hypothetical questions? [Sailor]

One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people. [Far too many to list!]

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. [lilred4x4]

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. [Acidman]

Is Marx's tomb a communist plot? [GOC-Atlanta]

It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one. [Rivrdog]

Is it my imagination or do buffalo wings taste like chicken? [Gone South]

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. [What's Up Down South]
posted by HCL at 5:10 PM