Musings of the Chronologically Challenged™ Fourth Generation
Monday, December 09, 2002
POKE FUN MONDAY
Wish this had been Christmas greetings to Alabama so I could have dedicated it to the Axis of Weevil, but too much of the meaning would have been lost!!!!
You know you're from North Carolina if - -
You measure distance in minutes.
You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
You know what a "tar heel" is.
You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it, no matter what time of the year it is.
You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store.
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.
>^..^< If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
>^..^< People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. -Dave Barry
>^..^< And when God, who created the entire universe with all its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use as His messenger a person on cable tv with a bad hair style. -Dave Barry
>^..^< Thank you. We know the Archives are not working