Musings of the Chronologically Challenged™ Fourth Generation

 
>^..^< PUSSYFOOTIN'™


>^..^< HAPPY BIRTHDAY S-TRAIN!!!

>^..^< First thing I ever won!! The honor of being Eric's 1400th commenter. Good for me!!!

>^..^< My sentiments EXACTLY!!!

>^..^< Stoney, over at Rebel Yell, puts in a good word for The Thin Blue Line. He's right. They deserve a kudo once in a while - overdue, in fact.

>^..^< Everytime I take one of these tests, I think "naaaaaaaaaa", can't be. Because I test positive for everything!!! (Greene Thoughts alert!) Dueddersun thinks he and I are "diametrically opposed." Well, heck D, I'm apparently diametrically opposed to everybody!!

>^..^< Thanks to Jimspot for the link, as well as his commentary on the moving post at A Small Victory. Parents of all ages, as well as those about to be parents, need to read this for yourselves and your children.

>^..^< Army of One directs readers to a link that could possibly save your life. Here.

>^..^< Possum Man passes on a warning: Toilet seats are cleaner than keyboards or telephone dials. AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!! (Remember who used your keyboard last? ewww - I just remembered!)


PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTIONS

Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?

Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they just eventually disappear?

Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

In winter, why do we keep the house as warm as it was in the summer when we complained about the heat?

If diamonds are a girl's best friend, and a dog is man's best friend, who is really the dumber sex?

Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as needy during the rest of the year?

How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?

If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you the first time?

Is the real reason women live longer than men because they don't have to live with women?

[thanks to John, New Jersey]








posted by HCL at 7:41 PM